Sex Toys in Disguise: The Top Ten Sex Toys ... That Don't Look Like Sex Toys!
Chances are you don't live in a home where leaving your naughty toys lying
around is your best option. Maybe you have children. Perhaps your parents
like to drop by unexpectedly. Maybe you're just the kind of person who
believes toys for discreet use should be just that -- discreet.
We've got just the thing to help you out. Here, we've compiled a list of
MyPleasure's top ten most discreet sex toys.
1. Hidden Pleasures: As innocent as her lipstick
This lipstick-shaped vibrator is one of MyPleasure's most popular items, both for its discreetness and its
wonderfully powerful and quiet vibrations. At just four inches tall, it's the same shape and
size as a tube of lipstick. It even has a removable cap just like traditional lipsticks, so you
can leave it out, unnoticed, or carry it along with you in your purse or travel bag. With a toy
this discreet, you could even take it out in public and nobody will even give it a second look!
2. Maia: Secret pleasures
This super-discreet stimulator looks like a cosmetic and is small enough that no one’s curiosity will ever be piqued. The Maia is designed to deliver pinpoint clitoral and vaginal vibration; ideal for solo play or partner pleasures! At home or on the go! The vibration is one consistent, powerful speed that promises a sensational buzz every time! Keep it in your purse, keep it in your gym bag, keep it in your make-up drawer; the Maia will titillate each and every time!
3. PureBliss: A back massager with benefits
Not only was this massager designed with the unique curves of the female body in mind, but it was also
designed to look innocent enough to leave out or even use in public. This simple, curved massager
with an ergonomic hand pack could just as easily be used for shoulder or back massage, with or
without vibration. A new and improved version of PureBliss
is here with more features and even better design, though its original intent remains the same -- a non-phallic and non-sexual
looking all-over body massager that may easily be left out without giving anyone a reason to think it's anything less than innocent.
This massager is sure to bring her to climax with powerful clitoral vibrations, but it looks like it could never be as naughty as its use was
intended.
4. My Secret: Elegance and sensuality
One of the most powerful yet discrete vibes available and one of our favorites at My Pleasure! My Secret is a velvety waterproof vibe that is sleek and compact yet powerful enough for clitoral and vaginal stimulation, plus, it comes with its own storage and travel bag for sensual play on the go! My Secret also doubles as an all-over stimulator, enjoyed on all of your erogenous zones. Discreet as it is pleasing.
5. LAYAspot: Pretty and effective
So versatile and beyond discreet, LAYAspot is ergonomically-designed for use by either partner, so it makes a great toy to have around! Its sculptural shape also belies its true purpose: mind-blowing vibration and pulsation. It's also waterproof so it may be used in shower and stored in the bathroom for convenience. This vibe is practically silent, so it's stays undercover even during use! Pretty, practical and loads of fun.
6. Incognito: Hide a vibe in your manicure set
What woman doesn't have the occasional bottle of nail polish laying out in her bedroom,
bathroom or living room? What visitors don't need to know is that her real beauty
secret is this tiny but powerful vibrator disguised as a bottle of pretty, pink nail
polish.
Incognito was
developed in response to the overwhelming popularity of
Hidden Pleasures,
and it has all the benefits of the popular lipstick-shaped vibrator and then
some. Incognito
still has powerful, concentrated vibrations that operate nearly silently, but the vibrating
tip is also flexible for greater maneuverability. This tiny vibrator also travels well and
never gives anybody reason to wonder.
7. Bathtime: What shower doesn't have a sponge?
Even as you're reading this, you probably have at least one sponge hanging next to the shower gel or soap in your bathroom. But does that sponge contain a secret vibrating compartment? Bathtime does! This yellow bath sponge has a battery pack on the base and quietly vibrates on multiple speeds for lots of shower-time fun (it's also great for use in hot tubs and pools). It looks just like a standard bath sponge and even has a wrist strap so it can be hung from your faucet. Perfect for ending the day with a relaxing muscle massage in the shower!
8. Tuyo: Sex toy or fine art?
Recently, a friend of mine left her Tuyo
on her mantle during a dinner party. The party was full of people who were not sex toy aficionados, but who were also not naïve.
Not a single person recognized that the
Tuyo was actually a smooth, sexy vibrator; they thought it was simply an elegant piece of artwork on display.
9. Lily: More like a sculpture than a sex toy
This is one vibrator that no one would ever bat an eye at. Not only does it not look like
a sex toy -- it actually looks like a work of art! Which means you can leave
it lying around the house and no one will be the wiser. Its multi-speed vibrations include pulsation settings
and its ergonomic design means it's comfortable to use, making Lily
one versatile little toy. Use it on erogenous zones and more! You can also take it with you just about anywhere, since the
its sleek lines and tiny size are ultra-portable.
10. Secret Seduction: Nobody will ever know you're using it!
How about a toy you can actually use in public without anybody knowing? Secret Seduction
is a thong with a remote-controlled, and removable, vibrating egg that can be positioned for vaginal or clitoral stimulation. The powerful
vibrations excite whether she's at home or out for dinner and a movie. Like all remote-controlled toys,
this teaser is fun whether you're controlling the vibrations yourself or you've handed the remote over to a lover. And there are even more
options! See MyPleasure's complete collection of remote-controlled toys for
more ways to play in public without anybody knowing.
It's really amazing how discreet sex toys have become. For home, travel or other uses, you can always find something small, uniquely designed
and easy to stash. If you haven't found exactly what you're looking for, you may want to contact MyPleasure's customer
service team for other suggestions. You may also want to see our ideas on where
to hide your sex toys.
Hidden or proudly displayed, all of these toys are sure to delight, and they're all perfect gift ideas for that person who might be just a little shy about sex toys or is a first time user. Welcome to the world of sex toys in disguise!
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